socialtangent:

Some serious shit

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#LIFE GOALS#TF2

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babylizard:

babylizard:

easter baby :+)

ATTN: you have been visited by the easter lizard.

1 like: the easter lizard will grant you good luck `for a year

1 reblog: the easter lizard will come to you in a dream and grant you one wish

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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ifcwdjd:

Deeeeeeelightful

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4/20/14

#daft punk

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beastysoul:

gotta take the manchild out for an easter egg hunt.

Happy Easter!~ <3

MORE CUTENESS ;A;

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4/20/14

#tf2

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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

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pussykraken:

so many possibilities. bioshock sequel wher u play as big sister. bioshock sequel where u play as random splicer. bioshock sequel where columbia n rapture get an interdimensional war and comstock and ryan have a fistfight on a blimp. “GAY RIGHTS” screams andrew ryan. “GEORG WASHINGTON” shouts comstock, “SHOTAS WITH TRUMPETS FOR EARS”. facial hair and suit fabric go flying everywhere. it’s brutal.

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mackblesa:

fill in the blanks

basics

1. name: Mikaelah/Mika
2. birthday: october 9
3. favorite colour: purple
4. lucky number:  dont rly have one
5. height:  5’4”

talents

1. last dream you remember: i just dreamed that vacation was over lol
2. can you juggle: nah
3. art/sports/both: art ofc
4. do you like writing: yes but im awful
5. do you like dancing: nnnnnnnah
6. do you like singing:  yes but im awful

fantasize

1. dream vacation: ummMM maybe canada or somethin
2. dream date: anime convention yes
3. dream guy/gal: idk
4. dream wedding: idk
5. dream pet: cute spider
6. dream job: professional anime

music

1. favorite song: no idea
2. favorite album: human after all cuz im a dork
3. favorite artist: daft punk lol
4. last song you heard on the radio: cant remember but im 90% sure it was that one talk dirty to me do do do do do do do do do do do do thing
5. least favorite song: painfully obvious lines
6. least favorite album: eh
7. least favorite artist: eh

preferences

1. guys/girls/both: girls
2. hair color: cute
3. eye colour: also cute
4. humorous/serious: funny bc im not
5. taller/shorter: uhhhh idc
6. biggest turn-off:
 being controlling :/
7. biggest turn-on:
 being able to just be silly around each other

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4/20/14

#abt me

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shigunasu:

easter

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4/20/14

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

image

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chibibuizel:

bunearyk:

chibibuizel:

azuraracon:

So are we not going to talk about the fact that Bulbasaur and meowth are both drunk?

we sure aren’t

we aren’t talking about koffing eating that with no hands

that’s right

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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4/19/14

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gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

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4/19/14

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unatract:

zay4ik:

why is it so small

it’s a baby

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