the cape cod residence experience can essentially be summed up as such: dunkies, “where’s the beach”, flexing your arm and pointing at places
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
a boy at our lunch table began softly beat boxing and no one batted an eye, and he slowly laid his head down on his crossed arms and is gently beat boxing into the table as our conversations continue
good to know that if a non-Disney animated film is ever up for an Oscar the judges won’t even fucking bother to watch it. not like that’s their job or anything. to watch the movies. the Oscar nominated movies they’re judging.
yeah it’s not like they send them a box full of screener DVDs of all the nominees months in advance FOR FREE so they can watch them all FOR FREE IN THEIR OWN HOMES and ON THEIR OWN SCHEDULE
i’m sitting next to mika in the library while we do our respective online courses and she keeps glancing over my shoulder and i’m like. on plurk. dreamwidth. “i’m DEFINITELY not roleplaying instead of doing my vietnam war work” “sure. how’s that going, by the way” “IT’S GOING IMPERIALISM”
sure it is
SURE IT IS